Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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