at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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