isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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