Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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