in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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