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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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