i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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