he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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