You surviving the open bar?
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I want to have your abortion
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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