Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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