i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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