Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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