Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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