There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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