quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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