You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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