After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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