Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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