If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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