I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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