There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
