no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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