matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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