so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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