so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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