please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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