Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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