need another drink. this is the easiest way
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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