ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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