The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
