I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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