Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
