I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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