He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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