You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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