a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I love how my cats smell like pot.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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