is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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