I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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