she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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