Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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