Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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