either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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