You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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