So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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