..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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