My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You are the jesus of drinking
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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