Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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