I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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