we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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