I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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