3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
