Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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