Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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